Miss Lilith Rose, Supreme OGD
Miss Lilith Rose (a.k.a. Ereshkigal; and Super Lilith) is the Mesopotamian Queen of the Underworld incarnate. A natural born leader and keeper of the Great Below, Miss Lilith demands “all things lower.” Disguised as a Maltese, she will LEAP into action at a moment’s notice, ready to play chase or catch with her special melon ball (i.e., earth’s smoldering inner core). You also might find her ripping her calm bed and spitting it out in pieces, but in reality, she’s simply sharpening her “attack and destroy” skills set for the times she is at “schoolio.” Most of the time, however, Miss Lilith spends her days following her humans around, allowing them to snuggle next to her and scratch her polka-dot belly. Together with her omni-present predecessor, Bitsy (a.k.a. Lilou, Tinsy-Tiny, Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe), the two rule ALL that is above and below the earth. Worry not, Off-Campus Life, you are in safe paws.
Neville & Luna, PAWgram Coordinators
Neville is a Pit Bull/Corgi mix. He has short legs, a long body, and a huge heart. Neville is stoic, calm, and patient. He takes care of Luna and his humans. His resume states that he has strengths in giving a mad side eye and telling Luna what to do. With his short legs, he can’t run very fast, and has hopes of one day catching a squirrel or a bunny.
Luna is a mini Australian Shepard/Corgi mix. She is energetic, independent during the day, and a cuddler at night. She likes to tease Neville for being a goody good, and ignores her humans. She enjoys spinning in circles, enticing dogs much larger than herself, and eating snow. She has hopes of one day competing in the winter Olympics.
Kona, Assistant to the Supreme Director
My name is Kona and I am a 9 year old husky-lab mix. Outside of OCL, I am equally comfortable indoors and outdoors. I have a natural ability to look royal anywhere I roam and my thick coat solidifies this appearance – this makes my humans call me King Kona which I approve since it is a fitting royal title. If you deliver a package I will probably howl to alert you that you are entering my domain, so I suggest leaving whatever ware you are peddling with the neighbor. Rabbits be warned – I slowly stalk my prey across the yard and I am a master of stealth and secrecy. If you throw a toy my way, I will pounce on it like a cat and chew it until I am content. I love to nap in the sun and take long walks with my humans. I often meditate on life’s many possibilities by sitting outside watching the wind blow through the trees on a daily basis – remember self-care is very important!
Tanner, Graph-fur Designer
Tanner is an 11 year old Shih Tzu. Outside of OCL, he enjoys sleeping, eating, and sleeping. Other favorite hobbies include playing with his football, watching Kids Baking Championship on Food Network, and striking fierce poses at any opportune moment. He also enjoys sleeping. He hopes to set the Guiness World Record for longest dog nap.
Boo, PAWgram Assistant
Boo is a purebred Corgi puppy. Born a hard worker, she has been with OCL as a PAWgram Assistant ever since she was 1 day old. In her free time, Boo enjoys going to the dog park, tipping over her food and water bowls, and barking for hours on end. She is also a cheese connoisseur and someday hopes to manage her own cheese production factory.
Maggie, PAWgram Assistant
My name is Maggie and I’m an all American mutt. I like to go on long walks and sit in the sun and get tan. I often give my owners sass when they don’t give me enough attention. I am super friendly and love all humans. I also like to be lazy and nap often to rest up. I am also an excellent hiking companion who sometimes has to push my owners to keep going. I don’t think I would want another dog in the house, because I really do enjoy getting all the love. I’m super spoiled and get lots of treats everyday. Randomly I do get separation anxiety and my humans know better than to leave shoes laying around. I aspire to protect my humans and show them love at all times!
Booger, Off-CampuSsSs Life Marketing Manager
Booger is a seasoned marketer, known for his killer good looks! He thrives in dark humid areas, but loves his daily dose of sunshine. Booger is shy but curious, and he is always running into things because they don’t make glasses small enough for snakes (yet). He is over a year old and he is a happy guy!
Joji, Property Manager LEASH-asion
Joji (pictured here in his natural form) is a 3-year-old Shiba Inu who loves tug of war, having Frito feet, and trying to escape from his owners (despite the fact that on his own he would die within like five minutes). Joji is very smart, in that he’s an absolute brat 24/7 except for when visitors come. Suddenly, he’s a total sweetheart because he wants his owners to look like liars about how bad a dog he is. The only time Joji actually behaves is when he gets to go for a car ride in his special car seat to get a pup cup, or when he’s about to follow asleep, when he insists to put just his butt on you. Beware, it’s a trap. His butt is so stinky.
Winston, Menace in Training
Don’t let those devilishly handsome eyes fool you, Winston is an absolute menace to society. He could seriously benefit from around Rams Around the Fort and learning the ways of being a good neighbor. Until them, he shall continue to open Hawaiian sweet rolls (or really any carb rich food) that his dads leave out.
Tigger, PURRfect Employee
Tigger is the old man of the Schwendeman-Curtis trio and in his older age has resorted to supervising his two brothers. How does he manage all of this? By never leaving his thrown of the house without ensuring he has put the other two in their places.
Finch, Bark-eting Director
Finch is a whole lot of dog, with a whole lotta love to give. When not napping (which he does a solid 70% of his days) he can be found barking orders at the squirrels or bunnies of Wellington.
Punz, Website DeveloPURR
Rapunzel- AKA THE Punz, Punzie, Punzle, Punz, Rapunz, is a huge homebody and cuddle-bug. Despite her nicknames, she’s terrible at making puns but she tries her best. Her hobbies include: stealing her humans’ books- especially if the humans are actively trying to read the book. She contributes to web development by walking across keyboards and sitting on computers. She is obsessed with cuddles and will get them at the expense of your technology.
Luna, Website DeveloPURR
Luna is a fiesty tabby who enjoys climbing to the highest places she can find her home. She is a menance- some of her facorite activities include: digging up her mom’s plants (bonus points if they’re freshly planted), eating, judging all who enter HER space, and playing with her cat toys. She contributes to web development by constantly trying to ruin her mom’s computer and by distracting her from her work.